If you’ve ever had to carve the Thanksgiving turkey, this will be funny
Yes, every year some wag writes a funny article about carving a turkey, but this one is really funny! Among the many chuckles: All conversation dies when he picks up his weapons. The festive warmth that filled the room moments earlier is replaced by a merciless judgment that records every failure of knife work like points lost in a troubled double axel at the winter Olympics.
From the Boston Globe: Carving out his niche – The Boston Globe

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