Demographically insensitive user interface

I was playing around with one or the other web site the other day, and upon requesting a registration I was asked to provide a secret answer to a question so that sometime in the future I could prove my identity. You know, kind of like the Web 2.0 version of "Mother's maiden name." But in order to be Web 2.0 they let me pick from a slew of alternative questions, because "Mother's maiden name is just so five minutes ago." Here are the questions. Not very helpful. I can't remember the answer to any of those! Technorati Tags: funny, security